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Jude Law leaving The Wolseley in Mayfair, London (8/19)
Jude Law got absolutely HAMMERED off whiskey shots late last week in London. So how much exactly did he have to drink? Let me put it this way: at the start of the night, he didn't have chest hair.
*16 photos total in the gallery:
Gillian Anderson is drunk
PICTURED: Gillian Anderson leaving The Ivy in London last week after filming an episode of her new reality show: Wait a minute, wasn't I wearing underwear last night? Aw fuck, how much did I have to drink?.
*14 photos total in the gallery:
Andy Dick is drunk
Actually, I want to apologize to Andy for that headline. I don't think he's drunk, I think it's just a really bad angle. I swear, the paparazzi are like a bunch of vultures. It's like they try to take pictures from the worst angle on purpose.
NOTE: Pics (via ONTD) were taken last week at a party at Freak City in L.A. Yes, he's peeing in this picture (semi-NSFW).
*7 photos total in the gallery:
Matt LeBlanc is drunk
Former celebrity Matt LeBlanc had to be helped out of The Ivy in London Sunday morning after getting absolutely HAMMERED. In completely unrelated news, London police issued an APB late yesterday for an aging, gray-haired man who skipped out of his $450 bar tab at The Ivy after telling the bartender he left his wallet back in 1998.
*10 pics total in the gallery:
Guy Ritchie leaving the Punchbowl Pub in London (6/12)
That's Guy Ritchie leaving his own Punch Bowl pub in London last weekend, doing what he does best -- living the coolest life ever. Seriously, there's just no other way to put it: his life rocks. Pussy, money, beer. Rinse, repeat. Guy better hope there's no such thing as reincarnation because he'll never have a life as cool as this again. He'll probably be brought back to earth as a piece of food stuck in Britney Spears' teeth for, like, a week. "Didn't even know that was in there! Snack!"
*10 pics total in the gallery:
Pink at Privatclub Berlin in Germany (6/9)
That's Pink getting hammered late last week in Berlin. And no she's not drinking a fancy daiquiri with an umbrella. Dude is drinking straight whiskey. Reminds me a lot of my dad . . . no, not the hard alcohol part -- I mean the pink nails and frosted tips. *hangs head in shame*
*11 pics total in the gallery:
Paris Hilton at the Vip Room in Cannes, France (5/17)
"I think we're going to need more condom machines in the bathrooms." -- the mayor of Cannes' reaction when he learned that Paris Hilton had dumped her boyfriend and would be attending the annual film festival as a single woman. Um, right? He must have said that.
*41 pics total in the gallery:
Cuba Gooding Jr. leaving a yacht party in Cannes (5/16)
For the first time since April 7, we have an entry into the "Drunk Celebs" category that's not Lindsay Lohan (no, seriously). Um, I'll be right back . . . *opens curtains to see if sky turned red*
*33 pics total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan leaving a yacht party at the Cannes Film Festival (5/17)
It took Lindsay Lohan roughly six hours from the time she landed in France until she was making a drunken idiot of herself. That's her falling on her ass while leaving a yacht party last night. Or maybe she saw a nickel. As mentioned before, Lindsay's expected in court this Thursday for a DUI progress report hearing. TMZ says she's completed 9 of 13 alcohol education classes, which is a great average in baseball, but not judge's orders.
I don't know, maybe we're all being too hard on her. I mean, how do we know for sure that she didn't attend class last night on that yacht? We don't. Or maybe she flew to France to do field research for her 20-page paper on binge drinking and yacht parties. I would have just used Wikipedia, but Lindsay's never been one to cut corners like that.
*49 pics total in the gallery:
Lindsay Lohan leaving Trousdale nightclub in West Hollywood (4/20)
Last Wednesday, Lindsay Lohan blew off a deposition she was scheduled to give to go shopping. And yesterday -- after a wild night out at Trousdale nightclub (that's her drunk ass above leaving at 2:30 AM) -- she blew it off again. Of course she did. From TMZ:
Lindsay Lohan is 0 for 2 in the deposition department. TMZ has learned Lindsay was a no-show again ... in what is looking like a futile attempt to find out what really happened during her 2007 wild ride.Lindsay does have a point. You can't take away her driver's license and then expect her to show up to appointments on time. I mean, it's not like you can just pay someone to "taxi" you to and fro. What is this, the future?
Three passengers in Lindsay's car -- along with the passenger in the car she was chasing -- are suing her, claiming she endangered their lives in a drunken chase down Pacific Coast Highway.
The passengers were scheduled to take Lindsay's depo yesterday at 10 AM but her lawyer, Ed McPherson, tells TMZ she couldn't get a ride until 11 AM -- she's not allowed to drive as a condition of her probation.
*5 pics total in the gallery:
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